Les miserables: Character lyric posters
The Golden Trio- Throughout The Years
this is scaring the shit our of me
i hate how everyone complains about valentines day like shut up you’re alone on every other day too
If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar
And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
How to avoid talking about your relationship in interviews starring Emma Stone.
"It's called Struck By Lightning and it's about a kid who, um, gets struck by lightning and dies, uh, his senior year of high school. And then kind of flashbacks and narrates his life, and he's just kind of like you-- just doesn't give a shit. And uh, it's-- at his funeral, people are on a podium saying, 'Oh my god, we were best friends--' and he's like, 'I don't know them.'"